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Ah, Clippy. That annoying little Microsoft Office helper has found a new job. Starring in his very own erotic short story.

Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story” is now available on Amazon’s Kindle for the low, low price of $2.99.

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Photo via Amazon/Conquered by Clippy author Leonard Delaney

Written by Leonard Delaney, this adventure is not for anyone under 17. We especially enjoyed Delaney’s author picture and his accompanying bio:

“[Leonard] writes from the heart instead of wasting time with research or experience. His publications thus far have earned him several dollars in royalty payments. Living a clean lifestyle has allowed Leonard to focus on doing good in school, honing his writing, and taking a course on spreadsheets every Friday night…His ultimate goal is to top the e-book charts on web site”

Eleven reviews to date give him an average 4.7 out of 5 stars. Here are some choice quotes: “This was the erotic adventure of Clippy I never knew I needed. You may not know that you need it, but you do. Let it assist you.” And “the right writer with the right material at the right time. Delaney vibrates. Driven by an aggression we all share.”

Let’s help Leonard make his dream come true and catapult him to the top of the Amazon charts.

On a side note, I can’t wait for someone to write this one: Internet Explorer: The Rock Opera.

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