Plenty of people believe Christ is coming back, someday. Not sure how many thought he’d show up driving an Uber.
Daniel Powell, a television producer, tweeted a screen shot for our times Thursday night after getting an alert that his Uber driver was arriving for a trip he took in Los Angeles.
“Christ is arriving soon in a Hyundai Elantra” read the first message, adding that Christ would wait 2 minutes.
A moment later, a “message from Christ” appeared on Powell’s phone: “I have arrived.”
Not how I expected him to come back but okay. pic.twitter.com/dW0IdMZnNF
— Daniel Powell (@danieljpowell) October 26, 2018
Wading into the replies on Twitter can be a dicey proposition on almost any tweet, but Powell and his followers offered up some real gems.
He said he rated the Uber driver with the Biblical name five stars after getting the standard “thanks for riding with Christ” message.
Others were quick to point out that they had ridden with “Jesus” in the past.
Update: I gave him 5 stars and tipped him but I think I’m gonna stay Jewish. pic.twitter.com/I5ExzdzJIc
— Daniel Powell (@danieljpowell) October 26, 2018
This is 100% real.
— Daniel Powell (@danieljpowell) October 26, 2018
— Daniel Powell (@danieljpowell) October 26, 2018
No, no, no, Jesus drives a Honda but doesn’t brag about it. “For I did not speak of my own accord” John 12:49.
— teedubya101 (@teedubya101) October 26, 2018
Of course, if it was Moses he’d be arriving in his triumph.
— PJ Holden @ COMIC CITY! (@pauljholden) October 26, 2018
On Easter Sunday, he’s with Lyft.
— Katherine M. Gordon (@katgordon) October 26, 2018
In this economy, everybody needs a job!
And the carpentry trade has fallen away in the last 2000 years!
— Nick (@Nick_SE6) October 26, 2018
— Keith ⚡️ (@KeithBoerker) October 26, 2018
At last, the What Would He Drive question is answered.
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) October 26, 2018
I rode with Jesus! He took me to my citizenship interview! pic.twitter.com/hPk1c35zCQ
— maeyonnaise (@maeyonnaise) October 26, 2018
And to close it all out, a final, fitting nod to the gig economy:
There was no room at the Airbnb&b
— Alex Churchill (@JAlexChurchill) October 26, 2018