I clicked on a link today that said the third Monday in January — sometimes referred to as “Blue Monday” — is the most depressing day of the year. Two days after the Seattle Seahawks were bounced from the NFL playoffs, and everyone but me seemed to have the holiday off, it rang sort of true around here.
People are supposedly feeling the post-holidays funk in full effect and summer seems like it’ll never get here, according to a story in USA Today. A researcher came up with the calendar-based theory, but whether it’s the weather or our inability to lose 50 pounds in the first three weeks of the new year making us feel down, some aren’t buying it.
Depression can’t be calculated by formula, a London-based metal-health expert said in a blog post referenced by USA Today.
But I do have an equation for beating back the blues that can be calculated by formula. It goes something like this: click on Donald Trump video + laugh = feel chipper.
“Life Accordion to Trump” surfaced a few days ago and it’s the perfect antidote for whatever is ailing you, no matter your political leanings. Forget 3 Doors Down, this guy should be the musical act at his own inauguration on Friday.
