Here’s a Christmas tree topper for ya — a small, red, baseball hat ornament that reads “Make America Great Again.” For half the population in the United States, what better way to celebrate the presidential election of Donald Trump. And for the other half, what better way to test their comedy chops than in the reviews for the item on Amazon.
The ornament is made of brass and finished in 14-karat gold, according to its product description, which also says it is “sure to make any tree stand out.” It’s currently unavailable on Amazon, but over on the Trump website, you can grab one for $149. Spokesperson Hope Hicks told the New York Daily News that the ornaments are made in the USA.
On Amazon, there are currently 1,346 customer reviews (and climbing) on Trump’s tiny lid, with 91 percent of users rating it 1 star. Just 6 percent of the reviews are 5 stars. Jeff Bezos better be ready to be tweeted at again.
Here’s a sampling of the customer feedback:
- “It tried to put my nativity figures into an internment camp. Would not buy again.” — Emily
- “It called Mary a nasty woman, told Joseph to go back where he came from, built a wall around the manger, and then when you press it it sings “I’m Dreaming Of A Totally White Christmas.” — Swell Gal Mary
- “Despite ordering a more reasonable ornament, this one arrived. It. Is. Yuge. It’s absolutely yuge. It’s the biggest ornament. Yuge.
- “I hung it on my tree, but it is so yuge that it has totally unbalanced my whole tree. No matter where I hang it, the tree leans waaaaaay over to the far right.” — Simon Webb
- “Every autumn my family chooses a new ornament to go onto our holiday tree. This year it was between this ornament and another one that is less flashy, less gaudy, and just overall nicer. During our family meeting we overwhelmingly chose the other ornament but somehow we still ended up with this one. We’re not sure what happened.” — Grrrowler
- “Many people are saying this is a fantastic ornament, so I bought it without doing any further research.” — Allison
- “For the first time ever, my three cats won’t go anywhere near my Xmas tree! This ornament made Xmas safe again!” — Megan H. Faust
