Forget the Kessel Run. Han Solo can apparently make the trip to Urban Outfitters in less than 12 parsecs.

An Instagram post from the folks at Rogue Squadron Podcast compares the 1977 version of the Star Wars hero with an imagined, hyper-hipsterized 2016 version. Fans of the sci-fi series will no doubt get their skinny jeans in a bunch over some of the changes.

This is very accurate! #Starwars #hansolo #hipster #70s #2016 #style

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Starting from his head and working down, the changes have definitely made our favorite intergalactic smuggler look more like your local barista. Harrison Ford’s feathered ’70s ‘do has been shaved on the sides and slicked back, and his clean-shaven face now sports the everyman beard, which at least doesn’t venture into urban lumberjack territory.

Han’s open shirt and vest are the same, but tattoos are now visible on his exposed chest, as well as his left knuckles and right hand.

Black pants that probably allowed for some easy movement around the Millennium Falcon have been replaced by the ubiquitous skinny jeans which will probably leave Chewie barking out laughs every time Han’s butt is exposed.

Finally, the cool leather boots are gone, too, and in their place are some black Vans sneakers.

Here’s to hoping 1977 Han can bust through a black hole or something, find the 2016 version and definitely shoot first.

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