A baby onesie featuring a Darth Vader caricature is being recalled because it poses a choking hazard. If you don’t think this is true, I find your lack of faith disturbing.
According to the Consumer Product Safety Commission, Walt Disney Parks and Resorts is recalling the “infant bodysuit” because snaps on the piece of clothing can detach. The website says no incidents or injuries have been reported.
The little gray and black onesie has the quote “If you only the knew the power of the dark side” emblazoned on the front.
It appears to be less snug than the Imperial uniform worn by Admiral Motti aboard the Death Star in “Star Wars: A New Hope.” You’ll recall that Motti’s questioning of Lord Vader’s devotion to The Force proved to be its own choking hazard.