"Apple. We don't even know what you want anymore. And we don't care."
“Apple: We don’t even know what you want anymore. And we don’t care.”

Apple — the company behind revolutionary products like the iPod and iPhone — has apparently run out of ideas and is now relying on the tried and true fallback of uncreatives: Reinvent the wheel.

At the tech titan’s press event earlier this month, CEO Tim Cook announced the newest iPhones would come sans headphone port — but never fear, there’s a new, expensive Apple product to solve the problem Apple created. Wireless “AirPods” will soon be available for the cool price of $159.

It’s not Apple’s style to let the dust settle on a product before rolling out something new that will make it obsolete. Late night talk show personality Conan O’Brien envisions what the next big thing from Apple might look like in the video below.

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