Photo via Craigslist/Seattle-Tacoma
Photo via Craigslist/Seattle-Tacoma

If you’re a struggling startup in Tacoma, pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, what are you to do?

Take out a Craigslist ad for a “Busty/Sexy spokesperson,” that’s what.

The full ad, which is almost too good to be true, is below:

Photo via Craigslist
Photo via Craigslist

Hey, at least they know that video is the future of marketing.

Seriously, who does this? Is it for real? We’ve emailed the company via Craigslist to learn more about their business. Not to apply. Stay tuned.

In the meantime, this startup probably won’t be held up as an example by Tacoma officials, who are trying to bring Silicon Valley tech companies to their city.

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