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By Sasha Pasulka
10. He’ll want keep your relationship fresh and exciting with plenty of new toys – like iPads, LCD TVs and that hot dual-channel five-gig 802.11n network.
9. When you Skype him wearing lingerie and whip cream, he won’t ruin the moment because he can’t figure out how to accept a video call.
8. He’s got a ton of practice staying up all night banging on things.
7. Watching your man write code all night may not be exciting, but it still beats watching football. At least the clock on the computer is a reliable indicator of how much time is left in a day.
6. He’ll never forget your anniversary – just plug the date into his iPhone and it’ll automatically sync with all his other devices.
5. Coders are fast with their fingers.
4. If he’s getting porn from the Internet, at least he’s using a torrent rather than his credit card.
3. He can fix your computer.
2. Honestly, you don’t have to worry about him meeting other women.
1. Hard drives measured in terabytes.
