If you think today is really about anything else other than Apple, think again. (Sorry if today’s your birthday.) The new Game of Thrones trailer! Open source medical records! The sexier, sleeker MacBook Air, which begs the question: Why only 24 percent thinner and not 25? Slackers! And, of course, the main event, the Apple Watch, aka, the new international geek-tagging system!
Here are the funniest tweets about the Apple event we found so far. Special kudos to the Guardian Tech‘s tweets. Gotta love those cheeky Brits.
use your phone to buy a lot of soda, use your phone to tell you you’re fat because you drink to much soda. #AppleWatchEvent
— Jake Zukowski (@jakez) March 9, 2015
#Apple is basically gonna make sure NOBODY EVER DIES. #AppleWatchEvent
— Guardian Tech (@guardiantech) March 9, 2015
And suddenly, a sea of technology journalists become medical research experts. #AppleWatchEvent
— David Chieng (@dchieng) March 9, 2015
Gotta get that Beats placement in #applewatchevent pic.twitter.com/XivNzetOkE
— Stephen Pulvirent (@AlmostStephen) March 9, 2015
https://twitter.com/ShawnBinder/status/574981465605173248
Tim Cook: "When you're out in the wild you will see Macs everywhere". #AppleWatchEvent http://t.co/NoRyF58QZ0 pic.twitter.com/yDFEYQyAtf
— Guardian Tech (@guardiantech) March 9, 2015
There's an iTanning Booth coming that HBO CEO obviously just beta tested #AppleWatchEvent
— Greg Sterling (@gsterling) March 9, 2015
Good news for Occupy hipsters & Obama-bots: You'll soon be able to protest capitalism while wearing the new Apple Watch! #applewatchevent
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) March 9, 2015
First image from inside the #AppleWatchEvent pic.twitter.com/jEtoIeOnlo
— The Studio Exec (@studioexec1) March 9, 2015
New Tinder Bio: I'm not just with you, I'm on you. #AppleWatchEvent
— corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) March 9, 2015
#AppleWatchEvent I just want an app that rates my jerk sessions. Form, pace, time, heart rate, and more.
— Philip DeFranco (@PhillyD) March 9, 2015
How long till the death clock countdown face. Factors in heart rate and syncs w/ fitness apps. Updates mortality realtime. #AppleWatchEvent
— Craig Pottruck (@cpottruck) March 9, 2015
Why is Bill Gates on stage? #AppleKeynote #AppleWatchEvent pic.twitter.com/7ZKoxaamyS
— Rahul Mantri (@mantritech) March 9, 2015
What are some of your favorite tweets from the #AppleWatchEvent?
