Photo via Etsy/Kyle Hagey
Photo via Etsy/Kyle Hagey

If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like if Darth Vader stopped to smell the flowers, here you go.

Artist Kyle Hagey’s Etsy shop features portraits of a few of everyone’s favorite Star Wars characters. On vacation.

Be sure to set aside enough time to read his descriptions of what the Star Wars characters are doing in each photo, too. They are hilarious:

“Here’s Darth just sipping some bomb-ass tea minding his own business,” Hagey writes on Etsy. “Maybe he’s plotting some evil deeds. Or maybe he’s just pondering his life and how it got to this point. I can’t really say for sure.”

Here’s some more bomb-ass deals to get you excited for the weekend. In addition to getting the prints for $25 each (he’s even throwing in free digital wallpaper for your phone), there’s a buy-one, get-one free promotion right now.

Here are some more prints from Hagey’s Etsy shop, because art like this should probably be displayed in pairs:

Stormtroopers on bikes
Stormtroopers on bikes
C-3PO
C-3PO
Battle droid
Battle droid

And my personal favorite, Yoda giving the bird:

Yoda
Yoda
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