Photo via Drunk Shopping
Photo via Drunk Shopping

If your drunk self is dying to burn some cash, there’s a new service for that: Drunk Shopping.

Drunk Shopping, or the “shopping experience that delights in sloppy judgement,” is basically a simple service that sends you a new stupid product via text every Saturday night at 2 a.m. We’re assuming this is East Coast time, since they don’t get into specifics, so that means you West Coast shoppers can expect your stupid product text at 11 p.m.

To sign up for the service, you just text “heyyyyyy” to 551-333-7865. They send you a new product to peruse every week at prime drunky time.

Like this stupid Loch Ness Monster spoon:

Photo via Drunk Shopping
Photo via Drunk Shopping

Or this piano keyboard:

Photo via Drunk Shopping
Photo via Drunk Shopping

 

There’s no cost to sign up, the service isn’t part of any particular company or getting a cut from anyone, and you can just text back “Stop” anytime to end the drunk texts.

The new jokey service was created by a former BuzzFeed advertising employee Chris Baker, according to BuzzFeed, which adds that Baker is known for making “other dumb/fun prank websites and apps before, such as Unbaby.me (a browser extension that replaces all baby photos on Facebook with pictures of cats) and Troll The NSA (a template email filled with terrorism keywords to jam up the NSA’s servers).”

Of course, drunk shopping is all well and good in your mind while you’re happily filling your cart. When you get a ton of Zappos or Amazon boxes a day later with stuff to return? Not so fun.

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