Photo via Zoola Fix
Photo via Zoola Fix

It seems there’s an online service that can do practically everything for us these days, so it was only a matter of time until this happened — a service that hires you a social “fixer” for the night.

Zoola Fix connects you with human social lubricants, or “nightlife experts,” as the site calls them. For about $100-plus per night, these fixers will whisk you in and out of the hottest bars and clubs, introduce you to movers and shakers, and probably help you meet the ladies and gents. Drinks, cover charges and anything else are still on your dime.

Like Airbnb for humans, the nightlife experts set up profiles, which you can search based on location and dates, then get into more about their personal preferences, interests and what they can do for you. For example, Ida in New York charges $175 and says in her profile: “I can’t make guarantees on a how a night will turn out, but I have friends who like to go out with me because they know it will be an adventure. Like getting into that fancy meatpacking nightclub for free and dancing in the DJ booth, going to a show and ending up at the DJ’s/band’s after party, dancing all night in a warehouse full of cool and beautiful people, partying on top of a purple school bus on a Sunday afternoon.”

Zoola Fix is only in New York, London, Sydney, Milan, Rome and Hamburg for now. So, if you’re traveling alone, or just need a wing person for a night, hey, you can rent one. What a world.

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