Photo via Seasame Street/Cookie Monster
Photo via Seasame Street/Cookie Monster

Dang, Siri, that’s some cold s%*t.

If you ask Apple’s usually chipper helper anything — closest Thai restaurant, next rest stop, where to get a coffee — she’s usually quite useful.

But if you’re up for a nice dose of reality, ask her this: “Siri, what is zero divided by zero.”

“Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends,” Siri says, before launching into a sort of “duh, idiot” shaming that would put your most sarcastic friend to shame.

Let’s just say it ends up with Cookie Monster — and you — being sad because there are no cookies and no friends.

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